Unicorn Poop crumble brings sweet florals, tangy citrus and earthy funk to your collection in true wholesale quantity. This hybrid THCA concentrate tests at 73.82% THCA (third-party lab verified — the Certificate of Analysis is pictured in the gallery), and is available in 1/4 Pound ($340.20) and 1 Pound ($972). Don’t let the name fool you — Unicorn Poop (GMO x Sophisticated Lady lineage) is a connoisseur hybrid with a cult following. Now priced 10% below standard retail-site pricing.
Quick Facts
| Product | Unicorn Poop Crumble |
|---|---|
| Strain type | Hybrid |
| Lab potency | 73.82% THCA (third-party COA) |
| Bulk sizes | 1/4 Pound $340.20 / 1 Pound $972 |
| Δ9-THC | Under 0.3% by dry weight (2018 Farm Bill) |
| Pricing | 10% below standard retail-site pricing |
About Unicorn Poop
Unicorn Poop – Whimsical, Aromatic, and Balanced Hybrid
Unicorn Poop is a magical balanced hybrid strain that stands out for its unique aroma and rich flavor profile. With a blend of sweet floral notes, tangy citrus, and earthy undertones, this strain offers a sensory experience as captivating as its name. Unicorn Poop provides a mix of uplifting mental stimulation and full-body relaxation, making it a versatile option for any time of day.
Type: Balanced Hybrid
Unicorn Poop delivers an equal blend of sativa-inspired mental clarity and indica-leaning relaxation. This makes it ideal for users seeking both focus and tranquility in one harmonious experience.
Terpene Profile
The enchanting flavors and effects of Unicorn Poop are crafted by its diverse terpene combination:
- Limonene: Adds bright citrus notes and promotes uplifted energy.
- Myrcene: Contributes herbal and fruity undertones while offering calming effects.
- Caryophyllene: Provides a subtle spicy kick and supports relaxation.
- Pinene: Enhances focus and brings out mild earthy, pine-like flavors.
Effects
Unicorn Poop begins with an uplifting burst of euphoria, sparking creativity, focus, and positivity. As the cerebral high settles, a wave of gentle relaxation washes over the body, leaving you calm yet engaged. This balanced experience is perfect for everything from social occasions to unwinding peacefully at home.
Let Unicorn Poop cast its spell—combining bold flavors, balanced effects, and an unforgettable experience that will leave you floating in bliss.
Shipping Notice for Bulk Concentrates:
To ensure your order arrives in optimal condition, all bulk concentrates must be shipped via UPS Overnight. We package each order in a sealed jar, insulated box, and include moisture-resistant ice packs to help maintain product integrity during transit– especially in warmer weather.
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation in helping us deliver the highest quality products.
Why Buy Unicorn Poop crumble in Bulk?
- Verified potency: 73.82% THCA confirmed by an accredited third-party lab, COA included.
- Wholesale value: bulk crumble pricing that leaves room for healthy retail margins.
- Menu-ready genetics: Unicorn Poop is a recognizable, in-demand strain customers search for by name.
- Consistent texture: every jar holds the same crumble consistency, batch after batch.
What Is Crumble?
Crumble is a dry, honeycomb-textured THCA concentrate that breaks apart cleanly, making it the easiest extract to portion, weigh, and blend. Its crumbly body comes from a slow, low-temperature purge that locks in cannabinoids while keeping handling mess-free.
How to Enjoy This Crumble
Crumble is endlessly flexible: dab it at 500–600°F (260–315°C), sprinkle it into joints or blunts for an instant potency boost, or top a bowl of flower. Because it doesn’t stick to tools, it’s a favorite for high-volume prep and infused pre-roll production.
Storage & Freshness
Keep your concentrate in its sealed glass jar, away from heat, light, and humidity. For day-to-day use, a cool, dark cabinet preserves texture and terpenes; for long-term storage, refrigeration in an airtight container keeps it fresh for months. Always let a chilled jar return to room temperature before opening to avoid condensation.
Unicorn Poop Crumble FAQ
How strong is this crumble?
This batch of Unicorn Poop crumble tests at 73.82% THCA. THCA converts to THC when heated (decarboxylation), so this is a high-potency product intended for experienced consumers. Start with a small dab and go slow.
Is THCA concentrate legal?
This is a hemp-derived product containing less than 0.3% delta-9 THC by dry weight, consistent with the 2018 Farm Bill. State and local laws vary and change frequently — always confirm the rules in your area before ordering. You must be 21 or older to purchase.
What sizes are available?
Unicorn Poop crumble ships in 1/4 Pound ($340.20) and 1 Pound ($972). Curious about the craft? Read more about how cannabis concentrates are made.
Explore the rest of our THCA concentrates or browse the full shop for flower, pre-rolls, and more.
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Keep out of reach of children.
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